Our Beloved Mascot, Spokesperson, and P.R. Representative

Our Beloved Mascot, Spokesperson, and P.R. Representative

Monday, August 8, 2011

This post is the most important post you will ever read.

As the co-author of a blog about nothing, usually your posts involve humor, and as such, It helps that I can see humor in random crap. But when you go out of your way to look for things, you will never find them. For example, everyone has played with legos as a kid right? Well, picture this: your trucking along with an awesome spaceship, and then all of the sudden your stumped as to what else to add, its got lasers, its got cannons, its got 15 sets of wings, pretty much everything, but you sit back, take a sip from your juice-box, and know, that somewhere in the thousands of lego pieces you have, there is a piece that would fit perfectly somewhere, and then you remember, that one tiny piece that you got in a set 5 years ago for your birthday, and it would work so well to fill that void on your otherwise perfect spaceship. So you commence the search, fifteen minutes later.... nothing. thirty minutes later.... nothing. Eventually, after about forty-five minutes or so, you decide to just rearrange the pieces on your little battle cruiser, and just live with out it. And then, after you have spent and hour or two fixing your aircraft to function right, you come across in a little cluster in the most obvious place imaginable on this earth, at least 35 of this piece you were trying to find. Then you commence smashing everything around in anger, including the ship you spent so much effort crafting. Then this cycle starts over again, except this time you promise yourself to not spend forty minutes looking for one piece, unless of course, you know, its super important. This ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is why there are so few posts to this blog, because my brother is busy all the time, doing Marine stuff, and I am always trying to hard to write something. I apologize for actually teaching you all a life lesson today instead of just feeding your comedy-addicted brains, but I have been trying to hard to actually write something funny to post, when I just sit down and start typing, something will come out wether the words are pure genius, or utter crap fit only for those who have no sense of humor at all. So, to sum everything up, incase the metaphor was not understood, it's always good to seek out things out, but if you try too hard, you might lose sight of your original goal. Also, I promise my next post will comedic and hilarious, instead of all this "ethics" and "morals" business.

UPDATE:
I made a new logo, felt the other one was too......hostile, so its much nicer now

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